mmmm.... ducks...

I like to hunt. I like to hunts ducks in fact. As I was reading I realized that I have never shot a green duck but I have dropped alot of grey and brown ducks out of the sky before. Then I realized that I really missing hunting. I think I shall have to go and kill something then eat it soon.
I know that you story had nothing to do with hunting but hey that is what it brought to my mind. So a hunting I shall go. Maybe I will get a green duck thins time, or maybe I will just look for that stuck up grey brown duck......who knows. (most likely I will blow a lot of holes in the sky and get what ever falls.) May I should just go for the deer. Ahhhhhh, the choices of a redneck they have no limits. Till next time, happy hunting
posted by Monster

of ducks

once upon a time in a kingdom far far away, there was a duck.
this particular ducks name was herman, and everyday herman would swim about the duck pond, content to bob his head in and out of the water searching for food. Sometimes little boys and girls would come to throw rocks or sticks at him and the other ducks, but herman would always just swim away. For a long time herman was content to sit, and bob, and swim around, occasionally quacking at other ducks, mostly minding his own bussiness.
then one day herman noticed another duck in particular. This duck was not a green color like herman, but it was a dull grey brown. It was a girl duck! To herman she was the prettiest shade of dull grey brown he had ever seen, so herman liked to follow her around the duck pond, and occasionally even quack at her. unfortunatly this dull grey brown duck, wasn't much intrested in hermans shade of green, and she liked to follow other ducks, with brighter greener feathers. One day herman noticed that the dull grey brown duck didn't seem much intrested in spending time with him, and herman thought to himself "think I'll fly to another duck pond.